Cubicle Connoisseur Gifts

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Nova Scotia Brand Cubicle

"Lunch!"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'We'll just get you measured up for your cubicle and you'll be all set to work.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"The first of many cubicles..."

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

You are here.

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Picasso'

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

Love thy Neighbour.

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"I should blooming-well think so!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

Dummy Sucking Area

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."