Cubist Connoisseur Gifts

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

'Picasso'

Paul Klee

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Best project manager we ever had."

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cubism Model

"The first of many cubicles..."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Picasso

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Cover story: Picasso

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Georges Braque.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Francis Picabia

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Bobby eight year old

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."

Modern Art.

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

Millais - Cubist Period