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'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

'Picasso'

Paul Klee

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Picasso: The Early Years

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cubism Model

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

"The first of many cubicles..."

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Bobby eight year old

Georges Braque.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."

Modern Art.

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"That's the problem with you - no sense of perspective."

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Lunch!"