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"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

"Upside down? This one would be better back to front!"

Jacqueline Roque

"I should blooming-well think so!"

Paul Klee

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Picasso: The Early Years

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Picasso

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'Picasso'

Cubism Model

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Georges Braque.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Bobby eight year old

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Aging population in Cuba

Millais - Cubist Period

Modern Art.

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"Lunch!"