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'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'

"I keep thinking I'm one of Picasso's models."

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'

A post-modern abstract self portrait

"No more sangria at lunch, Harris."

Picasso and one of his favorite models

'It's a mirror? Really?... Me and George thought we were buying a Picasso!'

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

"That's the problem with you - no sense of perspective."

"I might take a rain check."

Cubist artist paints a realistic portrait of a cubist model

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Paul Klee

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Soberana vaccines

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Picasso'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Cubism Model

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

Breakfast surreal.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Bobby eight year old

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'