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"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Sculpting

Young Picasso In Woodshop

Picasso's learning years.

I always wanted to be a muse.

'Bear in mind that during my art training, I was heavily influenced by Picasso.'

"Hey Picasso...you should have chosen better looking models!"

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

'That's how I look before I put on my glasses.'

CUBICLEISM

Cover story: Picasso

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'I knew I'd find you here.'

Picasso's teddy

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Art Forms.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'Well, this Spanish cosmetic surgeon is really an artist!'

"Too close a resemblance to my first husband - what else do you have?"

"Bless you! Have you caught an uncommon cold?"

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Modern Art.

Cubist

Cezanne Card Players

Picasso Demoiselles D'Avignon

"Just how long have you been coming to these Picasso exhibitions?"

"This great painter saw people as they really were."

"I prefer cubism." (caveman critiquing cave art)

"Er, excuse me... My eyes are down here, pal!"

Pablo Picasso

"There's nothing wrong with you - you're a Picasso."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Picasso paints a flounder.

Pablo Picasso