Cubism Connoisseur Pillows

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

"Upside down? This one would be better back to front!"

Jacqueline Roque

"I should blooming-well think so!"

Paul Klee

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Picasso: The Early Years

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Picasso'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

Cubism Model

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cover story: Picasso

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Francis Picabia

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Bobby eight year old

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Georges Braque.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'