Cupboard Shenanigan Enthusiast Pillows

Landslide Hazard

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Patissier

'Have you any W fronts?'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

The Stinker

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Practical Woodworm...

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Moses in the Gents.'

'Awww. The Squirrel-Of-The-Month Club. They shouldn't have!'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Very rough-looking tattooed thug on his way to the 'Gentlemen'.

Alt. TP

"Don't be fooled. He isn't a prince and he isn't you pal!"

Student to mother: 'What a day. The health teacher left school sick, the debate team got expelled for fighting, the biology teacher dissected the school mascot, and the glee club, in general, went berserk.'

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."