Cardboard Connoisseur Pillows

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Expensive greeting cards.

World's cheapest car

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"But is it..?"

Artist painting a dancer.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

How to write

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Giraffe painter.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Robot Costume

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Art Gallery: All my own work.

Practical Woodworm...

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.