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'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Vincent Van Goat.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

World's cheapest car

Expensive greeting cards.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"But is it..?"

Artist painting a dancer.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

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"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Giraffe painter.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Robot Costume

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

Practical Woodworm...

Mother's Day cards