Cup Holder Aficionado Gifts

'Do you have one with a cup holder?'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"Underweird bras."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

Patissier

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.