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Scrounge

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Little chef.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Alphabet soup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Scales

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Landslide Hazard

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Beard helper

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Practical Woodworm...

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

Frozen Fish