Ceiling Chef T-Shirts

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

Dinner at the Palace

"Are you sure you don't want to sing?"

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