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Dinner at the Palace

Chez Nous Menu

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Witch's Brew.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

How I met your mother

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Will work for Food Network.

TV Chef Cooking Range

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Beef Stew.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Mozart eating noodles.

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.