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Dinner at the Palace

Chez Nous Menu

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Witch's Brew.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

How I met your mother

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Will work for Food Network.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Beef Stew.

Now we know --- It's good for making toast, not good for heating up meatloaf!

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

Mozart eating noodles.

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.