Cubicle Worker Gifts

A man works in a snow globe.

"No wonder we could get tickets."

"They'e redesigned our cubicles."

"It's the 'raise fairy.' Who will she touch with her want next?"

"At this office no two days are different."

"It's not what I expected."

Welcome to Hell.

"Mine was the top cubicle of the week."

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"And the irony is, it's safer to work-from-home."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Inout baskets.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Computer monitor for a head.

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'