Culinary Health Enthusiast Prints

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

But is it organic?

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'What are you eating now?'

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."