Culinary Choices Enthusiast Prints

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"