Dog Cupid Pillows

'We should return the favor, and find a mate for her.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Coronavirus Romance

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Valentine's Day

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Valentines

Hubble Telescope

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

Artist

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.