Cupid In Training Pillows

Valentine's Day

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Valentines

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Love is in the air...

NASA Special

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Valentine Vaccines

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Try a danged head shot!"

Growing Love

Valentines

Cupid and parachutists.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Call it Tough Love.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cat Stops Cupid

"Is our owner hot?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Love is a Drug'.

Love in Church

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

It's raining men

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

Artist

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!

"Watch this!"

'Sorry, he's not much of a shot, but he can spot a great wine from a mile away.'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'