Cryptid Cupid Pillows

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Scientist seen on loch.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Big Boy Foot

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

The Abominable Showman...

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Got any new monster trucks?"