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Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You can't excuse it as your 'winter body' when it's literally always winter."

Pinhead never received the same worldwide recognition as his older cousin Bigfoot.

'This is your guide - be sure to feed him.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Abominable Showman...

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

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"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Got any new monster trucks?"