Cryptid Fanatic Pillows

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Loch Ness Monster

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Big Boy Foot

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

The Abominable Showman...

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'