Cryptid Fanatic Gifts

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Big Boy Foot

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Finding Bigfoot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Loch Ness Monster

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

The Abominable Showman...

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."