Cryptid Collectors Gifts

Aliens abduct a crocodile.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Bigfoot"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Big Boy Foot

Loch Ness Monster

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Finding Bigfoot

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

The Abominable Showman...

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"