Cryptid Collector Gifts

"I won't do full frontals. I have my career to think of!"

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

My first Bigfoot hunter.

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

"So, Chupacabra, what makes you think you can be the new family bogeyman?"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

MASSIVE SHOE SALE..!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Bigfoot"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Scientist seen on loch.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Loch Ness Monster

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."