Cryptid Tracker Gifts

Surprise finding of the voter fraud commission

Experts concluded that the latest Loch Ness monster photograph,was merely a freak wave or floating debris.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Scientist seen on loch.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Big Boy Foot

Loch Ness Monster

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

The Abominable Showman...

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"