Cryptid Collector Pillows

"I won't do full frontals. I have my career to think of!"

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

MASSIVE SHOE SALE..!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Loch Ness Monster

Big Boy Foot

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

The Abominable Showman...