Cryptid Chaser Pillows

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Best guide I ever had.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Loch Ness Monster

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

The Yeti Hunters

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

Yeti in the outhouse

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"I saw a 'Littlefoot' yesterday, but no one believes me!"

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

'It looks as though the Yeti's into line dancing.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Nice try mister, but I'm just the abominable snowboy, Dad's just behind you,'

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'

A Man Sees a Giant Footprint

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Bigfoot"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection