Critter Chaser Pillows

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"No, not that button!"

A day in the life of a dog.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Loch Ness Monster

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Dangling Carrots

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'Curiosity'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Nikola Tesla

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"