"Ed's job description has changed. He used to be a code-cracker. Now he's an encryption-disabler."
Crypto Geek Gifts
Looking for a gift for your crypto geek? Explore our range of humorous and stylish products designed for blockchain lovers. From witty mugs to bold T-shirts, find something that celebrates their passion for cryptocurrencies with a touch of fun and flair. Whether they’re trading daily or just love the crypto scene, these unique gifts add a playful spark to their collection and make a memorable surprise.
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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."
"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."
'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'
"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."
'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'
My First Bitcoin.
"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"
'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'
"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."
"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."
"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."
Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape
'It won't take bitcoins.'
'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'
What's 'Bitcoin'?
'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'
"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!
Bit coin.
"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."
'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'
"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."
Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.
NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."
Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth
Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!
"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."
"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."
The Tooth Accountant
"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"
'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'
Crypto-Corruption
'Did you understand ANY of that?'
Crypto Geek Gifts Collection
Crypto Geek Mugs
Explore our collection of crypto geek mugs and find the perfect humorous or stylish piece to brighten their mornings.
Crypto Geek Pillows
Check out our quirky crypto pillows—great for adding a touch of humor and personality to any room.
Crypto Geek Prints
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Crypto Geek T-Shirts
Browse our range of crypto-themed T-shirts—ideal for making a bold statement about their blockchain obsession.