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My First Bitcoin.

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Huawei Five-O

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Text!"

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