Crypto Whiz Gifts

'We're in trouble. I've negotiated with a poker face, but never with an encrypted face!'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Soaring Profits

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."