Crypto Philosopher Gifts

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."