Crypto Philosopher Pillows

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

How to create a password you can remember...