Crypto Critic Pillows

"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."

"I'm waiting for the Sue Gray report to come out as an NFT."

No Crypto-Currency Accepted

Russia Money Laundering

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

The euro as a monster

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."