Crypto Whiz Pillows

'We're in trouble. I've negotiated with a poker face, but never with an encrypted face!'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Soaring Profits

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.