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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

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