Crypto Connoisseur T-Shirts

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

My First Bitcoin.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

Abandoned Euro symbol

"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

Euro crisis bailout.

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Bit coin.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."