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The Sphinx Speaks

Celebrity anagrams: I'm Ken Tramp (Answer: Martin Kemp)

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

The Philip Marlow family

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Imagine

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Moliere

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

Crime Writer's Society.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Paradise: Collection of wine