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The Sphinx Speaks

Celebrity anagrams: I'm Ken Tramp (Answer: Martin Kemp)

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

The Philip Marlow family

"We evolved from asteroids"

Imagine

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bleak House

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Crime Writer's Society.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

Paradise: Collection of wine

Things You Should Know About...

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.