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'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men's business romper.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

The Philip Marlow family

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Crime Writer's Society.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'Profit or non-profit?'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

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