Confidential Info Connoisseur Gifts

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men's business romper.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

The Philip Marlow family

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Crime Writer's Society.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Warren Buffett

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

Confession Ratings.

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!