Cryptographer Gifts

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'We adders cypher for all snakekind.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cryptography.

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Alan Turing

"Either the terrorists really are planning a massive Orang-Utan disco onslaught or we haven't cracked the code as comprehensively as we thought."

M16 Code-breakers office

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

My First Bitcoin.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Big Boy Foot

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

(Martian pictographs.) Evidently, they haven't been back here in quite some time!

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'