Encryption Specialist Gifts

"I know your work is highly classified, but couldn't you at least unencrypt yourself before you come home?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Minority Report

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Information about information about information about information.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

M16 Code-breakers office

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Dictator, Interrupted

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

'Airbag safety feature.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

How to create a password you can remember...

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."