'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'
Data Security Expert Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a data security expert? Our collection features fun and clever items that honor their crucial work protecting digital assets. From mugs to posters, find something that resonates with their expertise and love for safeguarding information.
"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! I hear you're an I.T. professional now! Yep, I just got hired by a trek company in Silly Clone Valley! We're exports in dataface insecurity --- leading the fight against online hookers. What's your job? An imposition in muddle management ... in the clod computing division! That's a perfect fit for you, M-Man!
'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Careful! He knows computers."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
AI Safety Officer
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
Clickbait
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"So who is this First pet?"
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
Data Security Expert Gifts Collection
Data Security Expert Mugs
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Data Security Expert Pillows
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Data Security Expert Prints
Browse our selection of prints that cleverly highlight the importance of data security, making them a perfect gift for any tech-savvy professional.
Data Security Expert T-Shirts
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