"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."
Digital Security Specialist Gifts
Searching for a gift to celebrate a digital security specialist? Explore our collection of witty and clever items designed to appreciate those who protect our online world. Whether for a colleague, friend, or family member, our products combine humor and professionalism to make their day special.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
"I see you've security marked your property."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Minority Report
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
AI Safety Officer
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"Careful! He knows computers."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"So who is this First pet?"
Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!
Clickbait
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
Digital Security Specialist Gifts Collection
Digital Security Specialist Mugs
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Digital Security Specialist Pillows
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Digital Security Specialist Prints
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Digital Security Specialist T-Shirts
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