Data Security Specialist Gifts

'Can't say. It's private.'

'He's in charge of shredding documents.'

"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

"I seem to have forgotten to opt out of Facebook being able to take my liver."

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

Eye in the sky is watching you.

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

Scandal about listening on Facebook

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Minority Report

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Watchdog on Holiday

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Dictator, Interrupted

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."