Encryption Specialist Pillows

"I know your work is highly classified, but couldn't you at least unencrypt yourself before you come home?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Information about information about information about information.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

M16 Code-breakers office

The Ayatollah Bomb?

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Costs Of Doing War.

How to create a password you can remember...

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."