Cryptologist Gifts

Cryptologists Anonymous

"Hey, Bill. When you're done with that terror threat, can you help me decipher my kid's text message?"

'And if you can't find a government job, there's always the ever expanding cell phone bill deciphering market!'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"All I get is the first line: 'You'll never break this code'."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

M16 Code-breakers office

My First Bitcoin.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Big Boy Foot

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

Alan Turing

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."