Cryptologist Mugs

Cryptologists Anonymous

"Hey, Bill. When you're done with that terror threat, can you help me decipher my kid's text message?"

'And if you can't find a government job, there's always the ever expanding cell phone bill deciphering market!'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"All I get is the first line: 'You'll never break this code'."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

M16 Code-breakers office

My First Bitcoin.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Big Boy Foot

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

(Martian pictographs.) Evidently, they haven't been back here in quite some time!

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

Alan Turing