Crisis Cryptologist Gifts

Inflation wave

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

M16 Code-breakers office

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

More Money for Greece.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Alan Turing

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Burke and Hare and Hare

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

Crypto-Corruption

"Either the terrorists really are planning a massive Orang-Utan disco onslaught or we haven't cracked the code as comprehensively as we thought."

Bitcoin Asteroid

Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

"I know your work is highly classified, but couldn't you at least unencrypt yourself before you come home?"