Cyber Crisis Engineer Gifts

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Minority Report

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"So who is this First pet?"

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